it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
