plz talk dirty to me
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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