hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
