Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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