you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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