We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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