what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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