Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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