This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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