Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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