Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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