Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Randomize
