I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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