new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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