thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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