This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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