quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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