I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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