yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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