think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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