Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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