Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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