If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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