i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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