i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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