Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
