Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
where does the pee come out of this thing
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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