I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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