Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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