I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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