Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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