awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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