i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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