its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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