All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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