If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
wow bdsm is so cute
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