come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
