I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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