Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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