I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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