do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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