i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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