and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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