how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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