Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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