he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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