when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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