shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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