i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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