i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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