Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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