Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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