We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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