I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you would pick up someone in the library
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
