is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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