after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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