you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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